Good morning good people, take a hit and pass
I'm not on a mission about dissin' - I'm all about the laugh.
Reality is running rampart, may comedy dispel,
and this little segment is something I like to call:
What The L!!
No this little ‘spit out’ has nothing to do with Samuel L, but the fact that his pic came up on the research – was funny as hell.
Please don’t forget to laugh for a spell whilst you’re on your grind. If there’s nothing around to invoke ‘the clown,’ laugh at your own behind.
I laugh at me all of the time. I’m quite the klutz when I’m not in rhyme.
Not immune to falling down in public, though I’m quick to get up. My fitness game is hardly lame, I fall and get up to keep my abs cut!
Now who’s laughing at whom? Like I said, if I laugh at me – you know I’m-a laugh at you.
So go ‘head and do what you do. Look in the mirror and laugh Life is only what you make it – less offense – more goofy gas.
Teacher:“Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Teacher:“Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Teacher:“Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student:“Homework!” [ref. source:laughfactory.com]
Scene: A conversation with my friend’s father, who knows I do Web design.
Father:I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?
Me:Oh, very easy.
Friend:He doesn’t mean to make a Facebook profile. He means to remake all of Facebook.
Me:Oh. Very hard.
[ref. source: readersdigest.com – credit to: clientsfromhell.net]
Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden? A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A: Holly Davidson.
Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa? A: Saint Nickel-less.
Q:Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
A:Because they don’t want to give away their presence.
Q: What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? A: He only comes once a year. [ref. source: thoughtcatalog.com]
It’s a new week, beloved. Yes, here we go again. Festivus is coming; it’s time to mingle with more fam & friends.
Good memories are made when you’re hanging with loving folks – plus I have just armed you with a good array of jokes.
What the L! All is swell – use them and don’t be shy! But only if you want to be the absolute parties delight!
Alright, some of these jokes are a little risque' and some a tad bit strong, I’m Qui and they’re all good to me. When dealing jokes – you really can’t go wrong.
What The L!